Thursday, August 20, 2009

A letter...

Dear South Jordan, 

If you haven't heard already, our family will be moving there within the next year or so, emphasis on the "so."  I'm going to be honest with you, we are not very excited.  You are going to have to do a lot of selling to get us excited to move to your northwestern city.  The city we live in now nestles right up against a grand mountain range.  All you have to offer is the world's biggest hole, which as you know, you can see from space.   Where we go, the school is on a traditional schedule.  Yours is not - and frankly, that blows.  You do have two, count them two, temples.  That is a plus.  That and Chick-fil-a.  Those are the only two pro's we can come up with at this point.  Please understand, it's not you, it's us.  We just really, really like our home, and our neighbor's - especially our neighbors.  If you wouldn't mind sending us a listing for a brand new home, or building lot, that has a friendly neighborhood, a fun ward, and is conveniently located next to a Charter School, we would really appreciate it.  Thank you for your time and attention to this matter.

Sincerely, 

Us

1 comment:

Justin and Lori said...

Moving is SOOOO hard, but it is amazing how quick the kids adjust. Mom and Dad are a little slower at adjusting. CONGRATULATIONS on the new job!!! We are happy for you!